Hello, and welcome to my user info, which is named Bob.
To help you decide whether or not you should friend me, the following information is provided free of charge:
If you call yourself an Anarcho-Capitalist, please fuck off. If you think George W Bush or Margaret Thatcher were A Good Thing, please fuck off. If you're an anti-feminist or a homophobe, please fuck off. If you think it's easy to deal with mental illness and all you need to do is make a decision to change, please fuck off really, really hard. If you're offended by the frequent use of the word fuck, please politely remove yourself from the premises in the interests of your own welfare.
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." - Dream, The Sandman (Neil Gaiman).